Asshole of the Month, April Edition

You know what I hate?  I hate rude people.  People who think only of themselves and who act like they're unique little snowflakes and that the rules that apply to the rest of us don't apply to them. 

 I like to think there's a special place in Hell for people who just park wherever they damn well please.  You ever notice at the supermarket how some people just pull up to the curb, park and stroll right in, bold as brass?  I always want to say, "Oh, hey!  Are you famous!  I'm so fucking starstruck!  You must be really important!  I always have to park in a. . .you know. . .a designated parking place. . ."  (Please fill in the rest of the sarcasm-laden rant here). 

I once mentioned this to some folks from out of state and they were surprised to hear this ever happens.  Either they never go to the grocery or maybe other states actually ticket these assholes. 

Anyway, a picture is worth a thousand words, and all that, so let's take a look at this month's winner:

Alright, it is hard to tell from this picture, but this Red Mercedes with Fayette County Kentucky tags was parked like this in front of the Kroger on Nicholasville road (near Michaels, etc.).  You also can't really tell, thanks to my poor photography skills, but this thing is parked at quite an angle, with the rear substantially farther from the curb than the front.  Now, I have seen worse locations for people to just stop a car and leave it, but this one combines the selection of a non-designated spot, with the added insolence of parking at such a devil-may-care angle. 

Here's another view:

So if you ever see this red Mercedes, Kentucky license number 1450AW, please tell him (or her) that I said "Fuck you, asshole!"

So that's our Asshole of the Month for April 2012.  The winner receives a swift kick in the crotch.*





*Winner must be present to receive prize.  Prizes are non-transferable.  Void where illegal.  Some restrictions may apply.  See dealer for details.